swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

(via of-insurgents)

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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(via miriam-lovensubuga)

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

(via miriam-lovensubuga)

"I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up, and the smile that follows. I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed. I don’t want to share you."
unknown (via fralites)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via bottledupsecrets)

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(via of-insurgents)

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

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gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via miriam-lovensubuga)

basedgodsboner:

Fuck yo tea.

academically:

what if one day all of the pets in the world turned into humans. like if your dog is 6 years old you really have a pet 42 year old man.

(via of-insurgents)

absentions:

it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time

(via bottledupsecrets)

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